“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
exasperated sigh
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Every time I open the freezer I f*cking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass f*cking ice cream cone
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- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
(Source: indianbiatch, via heyfunniest)
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
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if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
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“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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